Bad Medical Advice

 

This women had been in the hospital in the I.

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U. lying in a coma for several weeks when one day while the nurse was giving her a bath the woman sort of twitched a little when the nurse was bathing off her private area. After seeing this reaction, she ran out and told the doctor what had happened. After dicussing the situation with the other staff doctors, they called the womens husband in and told him what had taken place. The doctor said "I know this may sound a little strange and out of the ordinary, but we've come to the conclusion that given what happened while the nurse was bathing your wife, we feel that if you would agree to have oral sex with her there's a possibility the stimulation could be enough to bring her out of the coma.

" The man say's "that does sound a little crazy to me, and I'll tell you, I don't know if I could do that with everyone standing around watching, " The doctor say's "oh no, no one will be watching.

We will pull the curtains to give you total privacy, and I will stand outside here with my staff and watch the monitors to see her reactions." With this the man finally agrees and goes to his wife and closes the curtains. A few minutes go by and all of a sudden the monitor starts beeping and flat lines. The doctor rushes back, throws open the curtain, and and say's "what in the world happened!' The man's standing there pulling up his pants and say's "I'm not sure, I think she choked to death."

 

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