During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized ?" Well said the Director , we fill up a bathtub , then we offer a teaspoon , teacup or a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub...

Oh I understand , said the visitor.A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger that the spoon or teacup.. No .said the Director , A normal person would pull the plug ..

Do you want a bed near the window ? THE POOH