There was a doctors convention being held in switzerland between many highly ranked docotrs to discuss what there accomplishments were for the past five years. the first doctor from germany said we can perform a heart trans plant on monday and have the patient back to normal in two weeks. the net doctor from japan said thats nothing we can perform an appedectomy on tuesday and have the patient back to normal by saturday. the merican doctor stood up and said thats nothing we can take an a*****eGeorge Bush from arkansas, put him in the whitehouse on monday and half the nation will be out of jobs by tuesday.