For all his adult life this man had horrible migraine headaches every single day.

His doctors all thought it was simple stress so they just prescribed pill after pill.

Despite all the drugs they gave him..nothing ever helped the headaches.

He was a bit "uptight" and a fussy dresser, even making sure he had on a shirt and tie to take the trash out to the curb. He even wore briefs under his pajamas at night. On the advise of a friend, he finally went to see a specialist who was supposed to be a whiz at diagnosing odd medical problems.

After a few visits the man got called back to the clinic. The doctor told him it was "good news and bad news".

Good news was that they could cure his headaches for good with a relatively simple surgical procedure...bad news was that the surgery was castration. The doctor told him the problem was a rare condition in which the testicles were held too high and tight, which put pressure on the nerves at the base of the spine, which in turn caused the unending headaches.

The man quickly decided that losing his testicles was a small price to pay for getting rid of the headaches. A few days after the operation his headaches did indeed disappear. He soon felt great, was exercising for the first time in years, and even lost quite a few pounds.

He decided to treat himself to a new wardrobe to celebrate his newfound happiness and physically fit body. The same friend who recommended the doctor told him of an amazing tailor who could tell exactly what sizes you needed without even measuring. The man went to the tailor, and sure enough, with just a glance was able to produce a hat, shirt, pants, shoes, socks, and gloves that all fit better than any clothes he had ever had before. The man asked how the tailor could do this, and he replied, "Experience, years and years of experience. I can just look at you and I know immediately what will fit. Now all we need is some new under ware and you'll be all set with your new wardrobe. The tailor paused and said he'd be right back with a package of size 36 briefs. The man said "wait..

I know I ware size 34 briefs, not 36, I've worn size 34's for years". "No, no, no," the tailor said, " size 34 will be too small, you need size 36. If you wear size 34 briefs that could pose a problem, they would likely be so tight that it would cause your testicles to press on the base of your spine and give you terrible headaches."