Once a person was admitted to a hospital, as he mat an accident. While sponging him the nurse, a bold brunette, noticed that the patient has lots of name written on her body. She asked the patient the reason of such name being written on his body. He told her that he had an hobby of writing names of some celibirity and big people on his body. While sponging his crotch area the nurse noticed that on his limp c**k a word "NARI" is written.

She asked him "who is the celebirity, having such an odd name?".

He laughed first and then told the nurse to hold his limp c**k in her hand and stroke it for a moment or so. Nurse started stroking it. A little later his c**k started growing in size and a time came when it stood fully erect. Then he told the nurse to have a closer look on the name written on it. Now the nurse burst into laughter as the name written on it was "NaryAn dutt tiwaRI" - the name of a famous political leader in India.