He says: Can I buy you a drink? You say: Actually, I'd rather have the money. He says: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours.

You say: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours.

He says: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? You say: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. He says: How did you get to be so beautiful? You say: I must've been given your share. He says: Will you go out with me this Saturday? You say: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.

He says: Your face must turn a few heads. You say: And your face must turn a few stomachs. He says: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! You say: Okay, get out! He says: I think I could make you very happy. You say: Why? Are you leaving? He says: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? You say: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. He says: Can I have your name? You say: Why? Don't you have one already? He says: Shall we go see a movie? You say: I've already seen it. He says: Where have you been all my life? You say: Hiding from you. He says: Haven't I seen you someplace before? You say: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. He says: Is this seat empty? You say: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. He says: So, what do you do for a living? You say: I'm a female impersonator. He says: Hey, baby, what's your sign? You say: Do not enter. He says: Your body is like a temple. You say: Sorry, there are no services today. He says: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. You say: If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing. He says: Where have you been all my life? You say: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams.