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- when the time for his appointment comes, the doctor calls him to his room and asks what he can do for his patient today, and the man unzips his trousers and flops plants, places his pecker on the doctor's desk, and the patient says to his doctor "Check this out" or "I want you to have a look at this" and his G.

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replies "I can't see anything wrong with it" to which his patient responds: "I know, but it's a beauty isn't it!"