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The doctor because he say's, "Take off your clothes" 2.

The dentist because he say's "Open Wide" 3. The hairdresser because he say's "Do you want it teased or blown" 4. The milkman because he say's "Do you want it in the front or the back" 5.

The Interior Decorator because he say's "Once you have it all in, you'll love it" 6.The banker because he say's, "If you take it out you'll lose interest" 7. The police officer because he say's spread ' em" 8. The mailman because he always delivers his package" 9.The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down" 10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots!!..................author unknown