Long distance trucker by the name of Shorty was crically injured in a major trucking accident. Near death, Shorty was transported to the nearest hospital and immediately placed in intensive care. Three shifts of nurses were attending to Shorty during his recovery. Each joked with one another about the tiny tattoo on the head of his very small d**k. As Shorty begins to recover, now able to speak, he begins to get fresh with all of the nurses, asking them all for a date. "No thanks Shorty, you're not enough man for me" was the standard reply. Shorty would just smile, wait for the next nurse and try again. No luck until one day, a new nurse came in to check his vital signs. "Hey there sweet thing, when I get outta here, how about you and i gettin' together for dinner or a movie, my treat" Shorty asks. "Sure, why not, I've heard that you're harmless enough", she said with a smile.

That next night, the nurse who had last attended to Shorty was admitted to the hospital and placed in intensive care. Though conscious, she was in pretty bad shape, and unable to walk. "What happened all of the nurses asked? "I went out with Shorty, she replied. "The trucker with the tiny tattooed p***s"? they asked. "Ain't nothin'tiny about that guys d**k"!!! That "tiny" p***s stretched out and said "Shorties Truckers Service Center-Chattanooga Tennessee!!! That's what happened"!!!