While on her period, a woman and her husband go for a trip to their cottage. They stop at a surplus store that sells pretty much everything and the wife asks her husband to grab her some tampons while hes in there.

After about an hour the man leaves...having bought the tampons, a fishing boat, rod, tackle box, lures....

the whole nine yards...totaling about 7, 000.

The manager walks up to the salesman, and says "how'd you get that man to buy all that fishing gear at once"... the salesman says.."well the guy's up for the weekend with his wife and he just came in to buy some tampons for her....

I told him his weekends f**ked anyway so he might as well go fishing"