Fred went to work at one of the new everything under one roof stores. After his first day on the job his boss asked how many sales have made today Fred.

Fred answered "one". One the manager yelled. Fred said yes but it was for one hundred thousand dollars, a guy came in to buy some fish hooks and I asked him where he was going fishing he said on the lake shore so I sold him a boat. Then I asked what kind of car he had and he said a small car so I sold him the most expensive SUV we had to pull the boat. The manager is shocked "and you did all that off of some fish hooks". Fred said no he came into the store to buy tampons for his wife and I told him his weekend was shot might as well go fishing.