A woman was very despondent over not having had sex in quite some time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might never find a mate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she decided that it was time to see a doctor. Looking through the phone book, she came upon a Chinese doctor a sex therapist named Dr. Chang. She made an appointment. When the woman arrived at the doctor's office for her appointment, she told the doctor about her symptoms, and he responded by saying, "Take off your crowes and crawl real fass away from me across the floor." She crawled to the other side of the room and then Dr.

Chang said, "Now you crawl real fass back to me." And she did. Dr. Chang shook his head and said, "You haf real bad case of Zachary disease... worse case I ever see! That why you haf sex probrem." The woman was completely confused and asked the doctor exactly what Zachary disease was, and he said, "Zachary disease...

That when your face look Zachary rike your ass!!"