Hillary was finishing up a day as Senator for New York when the Devil suddenly appeared in her office and made her an offer... "I am here to offer you a deal, " the Devil said. "I will give you unlimited wealth, even more power, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents." Hillary pondered for a moment and then asked, "Unlimited wealth and power?" "Absolutely unlimited, " the Devil asserted. "A pandering media?" she asked. "They'll fall over themselves to support you, no matter what you say or do, " the Devil assured. "And you want my soul, my family's souls, and the souls of my constituents?" she asked.

"Yes. All of them, " the Devil answered. Hillary was deep in thought for a moment, then finally spoke: "So...what's the catch?"