A man goes to the post office to apply for a job."Have you ever been in the service?"the interviewer asks him. "i was in vietnam for three years, "the man replies, "A mortor round blew my testicals off." You're hired, says the interviewer, "the hours are from 8 am to 4 p.m, .but come in at ten. "why two hours late?"theman inquires.

This is a government job, "the interviewer explains."For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls.

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