Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at THE OFFICE but Aren't: 10.

I need to whip it out by 5. 09.Mind if I use your laptop? 08.Just stick it in my box. 07.If I have to lick one more, I'll gag! 06.I want it on my desk, NOW!!! 05.HMMMMMM....

I think it's out of fluid! 04.My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish. 03.

It's an entry-level position. 02.When do you think you'll be getting off today? And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in the office but isn't: 01.It's not fair..

I do all the work while she just sits there!!