A woman walks into her accountants office and tells him that she needs to file her tax return. The accountant says, Before we begin, Ill need some basic information. He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, What is you occupation? The woman replies, Im a street walker.

The accountant balks and says, No, no, no, if that really is your occupation, it is much to crass to use on your return. Lets try to rephrase it a little.

OK, Im a prostitute. Well, OK, but no, still a bit of a problem for a tax return. Try again. She thinks for couple of minutes, then says, OK then, Im a chicken farmer. The accountant says, Really? What does chicken farming have to do with being a street walker or prostitute? Well, now that youve made me think about it, I raised well over 2, 000 c**ks last year.