A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions.

" He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" "I'm a whore, " she says. The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that" The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work.

Try again." They both think for a minute then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year" "Chicken Farmer it is."