A woman rushed up to the manager of the movie theatre and complained that she had been molested in the front stalls. The manager calmed her down and was ushering her to another seat when another woman complained to him that she had been molested in the front stalls too. The manager went down to the front and shone his torchalong the floor where he saw a bald man crawling around on his hands and knees. "What are you doing?" demanded the manager.

The bald man looked up. "I've lost my toupee. It fell off in the dark. Ihad my hand on it twice but it got away!"