President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried, "My people's favourite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!" "Bill, da Canadian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'elp you, " replied the Prime Minister. "I do need your help, " said Clinton. "Could you possibly send 1, 000, 000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?" "Certainment! I get right on it!" said Chretien. "Oh, and one more small favour, please?" said Clinton. "Oui?" "Could the condoms be red, white & blue in colour, at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Clinton.

"No problem, " replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Chretien hung up and called the President of Trojan Condoms. "I need a favour, you got to make 1, 000, 000 condoms right away and send 'dem to Hamerica." "Consider it done, " said the President of Trojan.

"Great! Now listen, dey hab to be bleu, blanc et rouge in colour at least 10" long and 4" in diameter.

" "Easily done. Anything else?" "Yah, " said the Prime Minister, "an' print 'MADE IN CANADA, SIZE MEDIUM' on each one."