A woman sitting at a restaurant in Tennessee suddenly began to cough while eating a giant country-fried steak. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two rednecks at the next table turned to look at her. "Kin ya swaller? asked one of them.

The woman signaled 'No', desperately shaking her head.

"Kin ya breathe?" asked the other. The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head 'No.' With that, the first redneck walked over to her, lifted up the back of her skirt, yanked down her panties, and ran his tongue up the woman's butt crack. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breath again.

The redneck slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took another drink of his beer. His buddy said in admiration, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seed nobody do it."