A slightly overweight businessman was on a packed flight to Vegas. He looked around and noticed the only empty seat on the plane was next to his.

His imagination told him that the fattest and most ugly woman on the flight would probably take that seat and talk his ear off all the way.

A few minutes before the plane was about to depart he saw a very attractive red head come through the 1st class section and start walking down the asile toward him. He could not believe it. One of the most beautiful women he had ever seen was going to sit next to him. His heart was pounding and he started to sweat. This is my lucky day he thought. As she settled in he tried to think of a question to ask to start a conversation.

"Are you going to Vegas on business of pleasure?" he asked.

She smiled at him and said, "Both".

"What kind of business are you in?" he asked. "I'm a lecturer on nymphomania." she answered. Now the businessman's head was spinning. How lucky could he get. The beautiful woman setting next to him was a nympho. By now he had a buldge in his pants. "Well", said he, "what sort of things do you cover in these lectures", his checks reddening. "Oh, I deal with the myths that have evolved around sex." "Like what?" She thought for a moment and replied, "Like the one about black men having the longest p***s. Actually the Native American Indian on average does. And the one about Frenchmen being the most romantic when it is usually a Jewish man that is very romantic. Then there is the one about Italian men being the best lovers. Believe it or not it is the Southern red neck that is the best." Then she realized that she was talking to a stranger.

Embarrassed she said, "Oh, I'm sorry! Here I am talking about such sensitive topics and I don't even know your name." The businessman cleared his throat and said, "Me Tonto, Tonto Goldstein. But all my friends just call me Bubba.

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