The Italian says "When I finish makin da love with my wife, I go down and gently tickle the backs of her knees, an she floats 6 inches offa da ground." The Frenchman replies " I kiss all the way down her body , and nibble on the soles of her feet, and she floats one meter off the ground in extacy." The Redneck says " that ain't nothing buddy, when I'm done porkin' the ol' lady, I get up outta bed , walk over to the window and wipe my pecker on the curtains, and she hits the freakin ceiling."