A redneck, deciding what courses to take in college, goes to see the dean for help. after a long talk about his interests, the dean finally tells him he should take a class in logic. "logic?" the redneck asks, "what's that?". so the dean says to him, "do you own a lawnmower?" "yeah, " replies the redneck. "if you own a lawnmower, logically, you own a lawn?" "thats right, i do, " he replies. "and logically, if you own a lawn, you have a house?" "yup, i have a house.

" "if you have a house, logically, you probably have a wife?" "yup, got one of them too." "so if you have a wife, logically, you must be straight.

" "wow, " replies th redneck, "that's amazing, i'll take the class." later on he meets his buddy who asks what classes he's taking. "logic." replies the hick.

"what's that?" his friend asks. "well, do you own a lawnmower?" "no, " replies his friend. "you're gay, aren't you?"