Rednecks were working on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Pete and K.C. As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, hell... I guess somebody needs to go and tell his wife.

" KC says, "Okay, ya'll, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll go and do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Pete says, "Where did you get that beer, KC?" "Cooter's wife gave it to me, " KC replies. "I can't hardly believe that, KC...

you mean to tell me that you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?" Well, not exactly", KC says. "When she answered the door, I said "you must be Cooter's widow'." She said, "No, you must be mistaken, I'm not a widow." Then I said, "Well, I'll bet you a case of Budweiser that you are.

" Yep, rednecks are good at that sensitive stuff "The Impossible Always Takes a Little Longer"