A redneck gets into a new town and decides he wants to get a drink. He sees a bar so he enters, and sits down at the bar and orders his drink. The bartender gets the drink but before he sets it down, he asks the redneck "whats the name of your p***s?" The redneck replies "I've never named it.

" The bartender shrugs and leaves. So the redneck is sucking back on his drink and looking around, all he sees are men in this bar, but doesn't think to much about it. After awhile he orders another drink and the bartender as before asks "whats the name of your p***s?". And the redneck replies as before "I've never named it." The redneck drinks his drink and decides to have one more so he orders one more. Once again the bartender asks "whats the name of your p***s?" The rednecks is getting a little put-out by this question so he thinks about for a couple of seconds then replies "My p***s's name is secret!" The bartender says "why secret?" The redneck says back "why it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman".