200

 

One day the husband was out working and wife stayed home. In the after noon, a friend of family named John stopped by. He asked the wife, "Is your husband home?" She said, "He won't be back until six. You can wait for him here". A few minutes later, John said, "I found you very attractive. Can I have sex with you? I will give you 200 for it." The wife was startled at first but thought what the heck.

So she had sex with John. He gave her 200 and left. When the husband came home, he asked her, "Honey, did John came by today?" A little surprised, she said, "Yes, he did, why?" "He borrowed 200 from me last month and promised to return it today. He said he gave it to you."

 

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