2 guys walking in the desert with nothing to eat or drink.

guy 1: im hungry guy 2: me too, im about to cut my d**k off and eat it.

guy 1: no! wait think of your wife first. guy 2: yeah your right so they walk for a few more miles in the blazing sun. guy 1: damn im starving! guy 2: so am i im about to cut my d**k off and eat it guy 1: no wait think of your wife first guy 2: why would you want me to think of my wife at a time like this? guy 1: so we can both eat.

whoever dosent get it scroll down guy 1 wants guy 2 to think of his wife before he eats his d**k so he can get a hard-on thus making his d**k bigger so they can both eat it