Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered. The second said, I think librarians are the easiest to operate on.

You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order. The third said, I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded. The fourth one said, I like to operate on lawyers. Theyre heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their ass are interchangeable.