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What do a Rubix cube and a c**k have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator? A.

Why are you shaking she's going to eat me. Q. What do women and police cars have in common? A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. Q. What's the definition of trust? A.

Two cannibals giving each other a bj. Q.

How do you say 69 in Chinese? A.

Twocanchew two can chew. Q.

What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving? A.

Thanks for coming.