One day after Adam and Eve has just made out, God suddenly appears and asks Adam, "My son, how have you liked thine sex with thine mate?" Adam responds, "Very good my Lord, I thank thee for such a woman." God smiles at the response and then replies, "By the way, where is thine mate?" Adam then says as he points over his shoulder, "Oh, she is washing up in that river over there, my Lord".

Suddenly, the skies darker and God's face shines a dark cloud over all of earth and then screams in a fitful rage, "Nooooo! Curses!!!! Now I shall never remove that smell from the fish!!!!"