A man came into an airport with the intention of streaking through the terminals. So he quickly went in to one of the bathrooms and took off all of his clothes. After stripping, he took off down one of the terminals. But as he rounded this one corner, he saw 3 nuns coming towards him. He panicked and quickly looked around him to see what he could find. So he grabbed a lamp shade from a light to put on his head and a couple packages of gum from a nearby counter and stood very still. Well the first nun came up and thought, "I could sure use some gum.

" So she grabbed his d**k and jerked on it until he dropped one of the packages.

When the second nun saw that her sister had gotten some gum, she wanted some too and went and did the same as she did.

Then the third nun took notice of the gum and wanted some. So she went over to the gentleman and proceeded to jerk him for some gum, but to no avail she got none. When the other nuns asked what she got, she replied, "All I got was hand cream."