This guy walks into a bar and sees a bowl full of 20 bills sitting on the bar.

He asks the bartender, "What's that bowl of twenties for?" "Well, " says the barkeep, "I have this horse out back and if you can make him laugh, you get the bowl." The guy drops a twenty into the bowl, walks out back and whispers in the horse's ear. The horse just laughing and laughing.

The guy walks back inside, picks up the bowl, and without a word to anyone leaves. About six months later, the same guy walks into the same bar, sees another bowl of twenties and asks the same question. The bartender says, "I have this horse out back, if you can make him cry, you get the bowl of twenties.

" So the guy walks out back, whispers something in the horse's ear, stands there a minute, and the horse bursts into tears. The man walks back into the bar, picks up the bowl, and without a word starts to leave. The bartender says, "Whoa there buddy, now I remember you. I couldn't get that damn horse to stop laughing for a week. I want to know what you said to make him laugh like that and what you said today." The guy says, "Well before I told him I had a d**k bigger than his, this time I showed him."