A man walks into Baskin Robins with his beutiful young wife and his 6 year old son. The man orders a chocolate ice cream and asks his wife what she would like. "Banana split" she replies.

The man then turns to his son who is staring at the menu and slaps the boy on the back of his head asking "What do you want bighead!" The clerk, obviously taken aback, asks the man if this treatment is necessary. "Let me tell you something about life kid, " the man replies. "There are three things that a man wants in his life" "The first, " He says pointing to a shiny convertable out the window "is a nice car" "That is a nice car sir" the clerk replies "The second, " the man continues "is a nice house with a lot of land. I live in the mansion at the top of the hill." "I agree sir, that is a beautiful house, but i still don't understand why..." "The third and last thing a man wants, " the man says cutting the clerk off "is a nice tight p***y." "Big Head here went and f**ked that up for me"