1. POLITICIAN AND DIAPERS SHOULD BOTH BE CHANGED REGULARLY AND FOR THE SAME REASON. 2. ADULTS ARE JUST KIDS WHO OWE MONEY. 3. MEDIOCRE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS AT THEIR BEST.

4. DIPLOMACY IS THE ART OF LETTING SOMEONE ELSE GET YOUR WAY. 5. WHAT WE LEARN FROM HISTORY IS THAT WE FAIL TO LEARN FROM HISTORY. 6. PEOPLE WOULD RATHER BE WRONG THAN BE DIFFERENT.

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THE PROBLEM WITH SEX IN THE MOVIES IS THAT YOUR POPCORN USUALLY SPILLS. 8. ALL I WANT IS LESS TO DO, MORE TIME TO DO IT, AND HIGHER PAY FOR NOT GETTING IT DONE. 9. IF MONEY COULD TALK IF WOULD SAY GOODBYE.

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IF AT FIRST YOU DO SUCCEED, TRY NOT TO LOOK ASTONISHED.