One day this guy happens across this girl with no arms or legs laying on the beacj crying. He stops and asks the reason for her tears. She says, "I've never been touched by a man before. Will you touch me?" He says "SURE" as he bigins to fondle her all over her body. He gets done, she says thanks and he goes on his way. The following day, while jogging on the beach he happens across the same girl crying there and he says, "Why are you crying today" and she replies, "I've never had oral sex with a man can I suck your CK?" He replies "NO PROBLEM" he drops his shorts and she begins suckin him like no tomorrow. He releases, pulls up his shorts, she says thanks and off he goes.
The next day during his jog, there she is again crying her eyes out. He stops and says " what's the problem now, the other day you said you never were touched by a man and I gave you a work over. The next day you said you never sucked a mans ck before, so what's the problem now is says aggravated." I've never been FKED by a man before, will you FK me. He says SURE! He then picks her up.... throws her into the ocean and say "YOU'RE FKED!" |