Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.

I got headache, stomach and my legs hurt. I not come work!" The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.

You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great.

I be at work soon.

You got nice house!"