A man walked into a bar and noticed a big glass jar full of 5 bills with a sign that read "If you can make my horse CRY then you win the pot! 5.00 to play" So he put his fin in the bin and went out back to seeif he could make the horse cry.

When he came back into the bar, the sound of the horse cackling and roaring in laughter could be heard behind him. This happened in turn as the days went on and the pot grew fatter.

News in town was that no one could make a silly ol horse cry, in fact, folks were being laughed outta the bar! This news hit the ears of a traveling salesman who thought he'd like to make a few extra bucks and knew just how to do it too! So he strode into the bar and ordered his drink and slipped a fin into the bin...

he finished his drink and then another while the whole bar had thier eyes on this new fella to see what he was gonna do. Finally he stood up and sauntered to the back door swung it open and let it close softly behind him. In no less than 20 seconds the horse could be heard all over the county just bawling his eyes out like a baby gone sour. "What did you do to my horse??!!wha?wha?as the salesman took the jar and walked out he said over his shoulder " I tried to convince him to think my d**k was bigger than his, since he wouldn't...I had to show him!!!