A mother has 3 girls, they all got married, but she wants to know how the sex is, so she says that after the night on the honeymoon, they write a postcard saying how it went. The 1st girl writes: MampM's.
Puzzled, the women buys a pack of MampM's and reads the slogan "It melts in your mouth, not in your hand." The 2nd girl writes: Campbell's soup. Again the mom buys some cambles soup and reads, "Mmm ...
mmm ...
good." 3 weeks pass and the 3rd girl finally writes: Ford The mom goes to her ford jeep and reads "The best never stop." |