A guy starts a new job, and the boss says, "If you marry my daughter, I'll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes, and a million dollar annual salary.

" The guy says, "What's wrong with her?" The boss shows him a picture, and she's hideous. The boss says, "It's only fair to tell you, she's not only ugly, she's as dumb as a wall." The guy says, "I don't care what you offer me, it ain't worth it." The boss says, "I'll give you a five million dollar salary and build you a mansion on Long Island." The guy accepts, figuring he can put a bag over her head when they have sex.

About a year later, the guy buys an original Van Gogh and he's about to hang it on the wall. He climbs a ladder and yells to his wife, "Bring me a hammer." She mumbles, "Get the hammer.

Get the hammer, " and she fetches the hammer. The guy says, "Get me some nails.

" She mumbles, "Get the nails. Get the nails, " and she gets him some nails. The guys starts hammering a nail into the wall, he hits his thumb, and he yells, "F**k!" She mumbles, "Get the bag. Get the bag."