This cpl was getting ready to go on there honey moon when his phone rang it was his boss and he had to go out of town on a bussness trip but he didnt know what to do becouse his new wife was really horny so he decided to go to the pet store down the street to try and find something for her and the owner said he had the perfect thing. so he ran home and told his new wife he had somthing for here and opened a bag and yelled littel green f**k a monster f**k my wife and it did so he was off to his meeting, the problem was she didnt know how to make it stop and she had to go up town so she climbed into the car and started driving.

the next thing she new she was getting pulled over by a cop and he asked her if she had been drinking and she said no if ya had a littel green f**k a monster you would be driving like that too and the cop said littel green f**k a monster my ass and zoom there it went Nebraskacpl2 Looking for some fun