A lady walks into an ice cream store. May I help you?, asks the attendant.

Yes, I would like a chocolate sundae please. Ma'am, I'm sorry but we are out of chocolate.

Oh, O.K...

How about a chocolate Ice cream float? I'm sorry, we have no chocolate ice cream. Ummmmm...

May I please have a chocolate Cone? Ma'am, can you please spell The van in vanilla? What? Can you spell the word van in vanilla? V..

A...N. Good, can you spell the straw in strawberry? S..T..R..

A..

W. Excellent! Can you spell the f**k in chocolate? Excuse me? Can you spell the word f**k in chocolate? There is no f**k in chocolate! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!!!