- Support your local Search & Rescue Unit - get lost! - If I throw a stick, will you go away? - You're ugly, I'm busy. Have a nice day. - How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you? - Have you ever considered becoming a missing person? - People come and people go..and the sooner you're gone, the better. - I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? - Excuse me, I think you are mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

- If I give you a going away present, will you do your part? - Why don't you stick your head out the window - feet first? - Someday you'll go too far - and I hope you stay there. - It's nice hearing from you. Next time, just send a postcard. - Anything goes tonight, and may you be the first.

- It was nice of you to come.

When are you going? - If you have anything else to do tonight - don't neglect it! - Let's go someplace where we can each be alone. - If you ever need me, please hesitate to call. - I heard you the first time, I was just ignoring you. - Hey, don't be depressed.... Cartman's mom is a crack whore too....

- Jesus just phoned. He hates you after all. - If you ever become a motherfather, can I have one of the puppies? - Without imported made-in-Gaywana latex Richard Simmons life-size dolls with silicon-filled gyrating cs, you wouldn't have any sex life at all. - You're better at sex than anyone - all you needs is a partner. - It's well-known you are very polite. You thank your dadmom every time you have sex. - You look like a dwarf who's been dipped in a bucket of pubic hair. - Your face is filled with broken Commandments. - Nature played a cruel trick on you -- you lived. - You are living proof that aborigines screw kangaroos. - You look like a million dollars - all green and wrinkly. - Does your face hurt? Cuz it's killing me. - What are you going to do for a face when the monkey wants his ass back? - You know what I like about your face? Me neither.

- Is that a wart on your tongue, or did you bring your wife?