After hearing a noise come from behind a distant tree line, the two privates opened up with everything they had. After some time, and after all the smoke cleared they went to see how many of the enemys soldiers they had killed.

To their surprise they found that they had only succeeded in killing an animal. One private says to the other. Look, we sure shot that donkey all to hell, look at that f**king shit! The other private says. Donkey? Thats a mule! Well, they commence to donkey and mule arguing right there on the spot. A few minuets later, along comes the Gunnery Sargent and one of the privates says to the sargent. Hey, serge, did we kill a donkey or did we kill a mule? The Sargent says. YOU F**KING MORONS! I DONT F**KING BELIEVE THIS! YOU F**KING IDIOTS! THAT IS NOT A F**KING DONKEY OR A F**KING MULE! THAT IS A GOD DAMN ASS! NOW PULL YOUR F**KING SHOVELS AND START DIGGING A F**KING HOLE AND BURRY IT! RIGHT F**KING NOW YOU F**KING IDIOT PUKES! So they start digging a hole to bury the ass when a little while later along comes another private from the south and he says. Howdy, fellers, what yawl doing? Digging a foxhole? And the first private says. NO! WERE DIGGING AN "A*****E"! NOW PULL YOUR F**KING SHOVEL AND HELP US BURY IT BEFORE THE SARGENT COMES BACK, YOU F**KING IDIOT!! Stud Puppy