Little red riding hood is getting ready to go out. Her mom says, "Little red riding hood, you shouldn't go out. The big bad wolf will hike up your skirt, pull down your panties, and f**k you till your ass is blue." Little red riding hood takes out the shotgun and says, "I don't think so." She puts the gun in her sack.

Her mom says, "Ok. Go on." She goes out, as she's walking along she comes to the three little pigs. "Little red riding hood, you shouldn't be out this late. The big bad wolf will hike up your skirt, pull down your panties, and f**k you till your ass is blue.

" She takes out the shotgun and says, "I don't think so." The pigs say, "Okay, not our problem.

" She leaves and as she's walking along she comes to the big bad wolf. He looks her up and down and says, "You know Little red riding hood, because you're out this late, I'm going to have to hike up your skirt, pull down your panties, and f**k you till your shoes fall off." She takes out the shotgun, c**ks it. Then she hikes up her skirt, pulls down her panties, and points it at him. "You're going to eat me like the story says.