In Vancouver BC in the beautiful Convention Center, recently took place very important conference.

Almost 2000 delegates from around the world, were discussing and experimenting in several hotels and local night clubs, a matter of definition of sex. After several days of trials and errors, using almost 8 thousand condoms and drinking 15, 000 bottles of various alcoholic beverages, supplied by pharmaceutical companies, there were several resolutions accepted by a general assembly. Various committees had spokespersons who verbalized results of their deliberations, after experiments were concluded. Here are the most important: Economist from Russia Academician Put-it-in, concluded that sex is a low return business, since you put in much more than you pull out. Physician from Italy dottore Deliziozo named sex to to be very peculiar illness, which puts not one but two people into bed. Psychologist from France, dr. Voyeuriche, was wondering whether sex is pleasure or work.

After exhausting research she concluded that because rich people perform it themselves rather than paying their servants or employees to do it for them, sex must be pleasure.

Geneticist dr. Hookiezuki from Japan, was trying to provide an answer to the millenia old question whether the same sex couples could procreate and have a child from that kind of union. Practice tells us that it is impossible, but world wide experiments are continuing.