Long ago, God came to man and said, "Man, I will give you 10 years of a normal sex life." Man said, "God, that is just not enough.

" God replied, "When I give you something don't complain." Then God went to the King of the Beasts and said, "Lion, I will give you 20 years of a normal sex life." The lion said, "Thank you, but 10 will be enough." At that, Man stood up and said, "God, I'll take the extra 10." "Fine", said God. Then God went to the Head Ape and said, "Ape, I will give you 20 years of a normal sex life." "Thanks, but 10 will be just fine", said the Ape.

Again, Man stood up and asked for the extra 10. By the end of the day, Man had also collected 10 years the Parrot didn't want and 10 years that the Donkey didn't want. I guess this explains why men spend 10 years lion about sex, 10 years monkeying around, 10 years talking about it, and 10 years of being a jackass about it.