A newlywed couple were trying to figure out how to save more money. They tried CD's, money market accounts, etc.

but couldn't agree on anything.

One day the man has an idea. He says, "Why don't we do this. Every time we make love, we'll put a dollar in a jar, then after a year, we'll open it and see how much we have." The wife agrees, and for a year, they faithfully put a dollar in the jar each time they had sex. When the year was up, the husband opened the jar and found that not only were there a lot of 1's in there, but there were 5's, 10's, 20's, a few 50's and even a couple of 100's. When he saw this he says to his wife, "Honey, I thought we were only going to put a dollar in the jar every time we did it." To which his wife replies, "Well shit, not everybody's as cheap as you!!