You can lead a horse to water, but you cant always get your fist out of its ass People always said to me....."Self" ....

because thats what I go by back home....They would say, "Self.....sometimes life is like a shit sandwich......

the more bread you have....

the less shit you have to eat. Then other times they would say, "Self, ..

again thats what I go by..

"Sometimes life is like a pinball machine.....

if you dont score you lose your balls. Then other times people say to me, "Self....again you know why....

Self sometimes life is like a shit sandwich on a pinball machine.......it just doesnt make any sense at all...

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