An older couple had been maried for 50 years, so the woman decided it was time to spice up their sex life a little. She goes down to the lingerie store and picks out a satin robe that she thought looked good and some lace underwear. That night as they were getting ready for bed the husband had just laid down and she said she would be right back. She goes into the bathroom and get dressed and jumps out yelling "SUPER P***Y!" while holding the robe out with both hands. The husband looks at her and calmly says "I'll take the soup".