Bill works in a deli, and has a problem, he is sexually attracted to the pickle slicer.

Every day, jsut a look at the pickle slicer is enough to give him a woody, so he decides to seek help. Bill goes and sees his doctor, and tells him of his strange attraction. His doctor says "ooh boy, I cant help you with this one, but have a colleague down the hall who may be able to help, Dr.

Schmit, he's a psychologist." Bill agrees to talk to the shrink, and makes an appointment for the next day. Next day Bill sees Dr, Schmit, and tells him of his strange attraction to the pickle slicer.

The doctor says "why dont you stick your c**k into the pickle slicer? Maybe that will cure you of the urge.

" Bill agrees to try it.

Next day around noon, Bill arrives home to his wife. She asks "why are you home so early?" Bill tells her "I got fired for sticking my c**k in the pickle slicer." "What??? The pickle slicer?? Oh my god!!" She runs over to him and tears his pants off, inspecting his tool she sees all looks normal, and asks "what happened to the pickle slicer?" Bill replies "oh, she got fired too."